Stop interrupting my grinding

Tonight at work a man called me while he jacked off. You read that correctly. To reiterate, in case you don't understand, a man called me while he was masturbating, yanking it, jerkin' the gerkin,' acting out the grapes of wrath, or whatever other euphemism you can think of.  At first I didn't know what… Continue reading Stop interrupting my grinding

These are today’s top stories

Today I wrote the midterm for my final history course of my degree. It's actually going to count as an elective, because I have taken too many history classes already, but I don't like trying new things. My family can confirm this-don't make me cross-country ski! Sure, most electives sound fun but then before you… Continue reading These are today’s top stories

What FiFi Trixibelle taught me

If you have read some of my other posts, I'm going to assume you have picked up on my subtle hints that I am not religious (see fear #4). That being said, I fucking LOVE religious mommy blogs. It's a strange (not strange because there's anything wrong with religion but just strange because I am neither… Continue reading What FiFi Trixibelle taught me